"I had a crush on you in high school."
"The assignment is due tomorrow, not today."
"The assignment is due today, not tomorrow."
"Wait, before you get comfortable, can you-"
"Can I see your laptop for a minute?"
"i know you wanna go out tonight, but i need you to babysit"
This milf was on a Xanax Trying to feed me a banana. LowKey, I’m still thinking how does this effect my sexuality.
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.